Itinerary of my Life

This past month, I’ve had plenty to blog about, but no time to indulge in the therapeutic pastime that blogging has become.

To put it mildly, it’s been a pretty busy especially these 'weeks'.

In no particular order, I’ve:

• NOT Slept. Not more than a total of 2 hours. In 3 weeks. I know, I have developed a serious chronic insomnia.
• Fallen down a flight of stairs, passed out for about 4.3 seconds and experienced a mild concussion.
• Spent way too much time staring the rain drops falling down on bemire through my room's window . Those are minutes – no, hours – that I was delusionally thinking on silly senseless things.
• Working madly on the report which I need to submit by the end of August.
• Belly danced my way in front of the mirror into a minor cardiac arrest, it felt like.
• Dashed a car while reversing my car back during parking. And called the car's owner an idiot for parking his car at wrong place and all while the policeman around surreptitiously ignored my existence, inspite it was that car owner's mistake.
• Spent an entire 30 minutes fuming at the incompetence of a lab attender from my lab, and when the 30 minutes were over, reached the conclusion that I require anger management therapy. ASAP.
• Gotten married, apparently, and immediately produced 13 children, all of whom have very eerie smiles. (Oooohhh, you’re gonna LOVE this one.) You see, I have been thinking a lot on this matter of producing a large spawn LOL, least after having observed my own brother for raising three monsterous kids.
• Been hired as a baby sitter(can you believe it??) where all I have to do is play there and scream at those monsterous creatures (I am so good at screaming). And spend my precious time looking after them (why on earth am doing this after all?). I seriously got to find some way out.
• Decided that this year, the priorities are reading novels, reading novels, reading novels and reading novels. Boredom will never be an option.
  

In conclusion, I vow to provide detailed posts explaining all of the above. Especially, the baby sitting stories where those three *ahmmm monsters...* woops, did I tell monsters...Oh, I mean angels are making my life a very happy place to live. *smiles forcibly*